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fredbassett ([personal profile] fredbassett) wrote2007-09-12 10:27 pm

Drabble, The Limitations of Equipment

Title : The Limitations of Equipment
Author : fredbassett
Fandom : Primeval
Rating : 12
Character : Ryan, Cutter
Disclaimer : Not mine, no money made, don’t sue.
Spoilers : None
Summary : Written for Primeval_100 Challenge Chocolate
Tags : Drabble, Cutter, Ryan, Chocolate. 

Ryan took one look, then shook his head.

“No way, Professor.”

“What’s your problem, man?”

Captain Ryan shook his head with unusual stubbornness.

“They’re harmless!”

“So you round ‘em up.”

“They might turn nasty,” said Cutter, smoothly changing his tactics.

Ryan’d known this would happen, the minute they’d got the call to the chocolate factory.

So will I if I have to try and round up fifteen more sodding dodos. “Professor, our kit is fine in water, mud, sand, you name it, but assault rifles and chocolate do not mix, sorry.”

“You’ve no imagination,” grumbled Cutter. “Connor! It’s your turn!”

[identity profile] deinonychus-1.livejournal.com 2007-09-12 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggle*

Clearly the way forward involves taking kit off before venturing into the chocolate-infested areas. Taking as much kit as possible off, in fact.
cordeliadelayne: (zelenka)

[personal profile] cordeliadelayne 2007-09-12 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, very nice :D
ext_1004: (primeval - Ryan)

[identity profile] munchkinofdoom.livejournal.com 2007-09-13 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
And you snicker at me when I make comments about Ryan fiddling with his kit! You want to dip it in chocolate! Then again, that's not a bad idea. *evil cackle*

Love how Nick hits below the belt by saying they might turn nasty...

*tries to imagine dodos on a chocolate high*

[identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com 2007-09-13 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
lol I think they should melt the chocolate, and wade through naked. :D

[identity profile] bigtitch.livejournal.com 2007-09-13 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
LOL!

I'm another vote for them wading around naked in chocolate sequel. *makes big kitten eyes*

[identity profile] entangled-now.livejournal.com 2007-09-13 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmm assault rifles and chocolate.

*yet again Fred sends my brain to an inappropriate place*

Oh please never stop doing that...

[identity profile] deinonychus-1.livejournal.com 2007-09-13 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
What the hell am I being volunteered for? Although, I do have a vague memory that I may have been the start of the 'chocolate factory' scenario, way back on the 'interesting visual places' thread we had ages ago.

Sorry, my bad. *hides the entirely unremorseful evil giggle*

[identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com 2007-09-13 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
:D
ext_27141: (Tough Guy)

[identity profile] telperion-15.livejournal.com 2007-09-13 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I think chocolate and assault rifles would mix very well... *smiles innocently*

Although there's something about a chocolate-covered Connor... *mind goes to an interesting place* Hmmm...

Loved it!

[identity profile] entangled-now.livejournal.com 2007-09-13 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You write messy!porn so beautifully !

Why thank you, I am rather fond of the messy porn!

I was going to try and accomplish something chocolatey and faintly filthy after lunch but the day got away from me *woes* I will see if I can manage a chocolate assault rifle drabble with added Dodos tomorrow...

[identity profile] sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com 2007-10-10 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
Ah the dodos... the trauma will last forever. :-)

Great story!
fififolle: (Chuck pout)

[personal profile] fififolle 2008-06-14 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Ryan. You disappoint :) I bet Connor will dive in with relish though ;) Mmmmmm.
fififolle: (BSG Six smile)

[personal profile] fififolle 2008-06-15 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, all right, why not? *titter*

[identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com 2009-05-20 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm.. choccy-covered Connor sounds fine..

[identity profile] knitekat.livejournal.com 2009-05-21 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahh, but the cleanup would be fun (eg)

[identity profile] daxie42.livejournal.com 2009-05-26 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Running around in a chocolate factory sounds like fun!!!!

[identity profile] tia198.livejournal.com 2010-03-12 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Nooooooooo not chocolate! LOL I love this!

[identity profile] neferitiel.livejournal.com 2011-02-03 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles* Dodos!!!*.*